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An old man is sitting on a park bench and a young man walks by with a roll of duct tape. The old man looks at him, and says "Boy, what you gonna do with that duct tape?" The boy replies, "I'm gonna go catch me some ducks." The old man says, "Boy, you're crazy." Ten minutes later the boy comes back carrying a bunch of ducks. The old man says, "Damn boy, how'd you do that?" and the boy says "It's a secret." The next day the old man is sitting on the bench and the boy comes by carrying a crowbar. The old man says "Boy, what you gonna do with that crowbar?" The boy says "Gonna catch me some crows!" The old man says, "Boy, you're crazy." Ten minutes later the boy comes back with a bunch of crows. The old man, amazed, says, "Damn boy you did it again, how are you doin that??" and the boy, again, says "Secret." The next day, the boy walks by, and the old man can't see what he's carrying because it's kind of behind his back, so he asks "Boy, what you got now?" and the boy says "A pussy willow branch." and the old man goes "Now hold on jus a minute boy I'm comin with ya!"
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